Ah, "stress positions":
They don't tear rotator cuffs;
Just ask CIA.
Ah, "waterboarding":
It's not terrified drowning;
Just ask CIA.
Sleep deprivation:
It keeps bad guys from thinking;
Just ask CIA.
Shackling wrists aloft:
It helps to calm blood pressure;
Just ask CIA.
Human Rights Watch jerks
Make "security" look bad;
Just ask CIA.