May 2, 2011
We, the people, are celebrating in the streets.
After nearly ten years, after the warsó
the million deaths and casualties of all sides,
after placing soldiers holding M-16's
in Grand Central Station, after cutting U.S.
civil servant jobs and raising costs on necessities,
after losing the moral authority of America
in the eyes of nearly every country in the world,
after gasoline prices are higher than ever
and corporations own us, after The Haters
have exponentially multiplied from the handful
that planned and financed the changing of the world
(the actual mass murderers died on 9/11),
the President gave an order that ultimately
put a bullet over the left eye of Osama Bin Ladenó
done by a handful of Navy Seals that received
no casualties. Hear the spinning USA! USA! Winning!